BECAUSE SEX CAN GET MESSY
Let's try to keep this PG --and no giggling allowed.
But if you're a consenting adult, you know what we're talking about. Squirting (yup, it's a thing), massage oil, gels, lotions, sweat, and all the rest of the trace evidence can leave your sheets wet, clammy and downright unsanitary.
And let's face it, jumping up to strip the bed and change the sheets is #notsexy. Plus it disrupts that basking-in-the-afterglow thing we love so much (ok, so maybe we fall asleep right after; did we mention that quibbling is not an attractive character trait?)
Sure you can use towels -- they're absorbent, but they're not waterproof, so you end up with wet towels AND wet sheets. For that matter, you could use a drop cloth, but honestly, unless you're a painter or a serial killer, why would you?
Yup, a nice velvety fleece waterproof blanket is just the thing. We have yet to find a liquid that leaks through, it feels oh-so-nice against the skin, it doesn't bunch or slide.
And you can toss aside any wet mess and deal with it in the morning.
And because we're keeping this tasteful, we won't ask for your comments -- just file this one away in your "need to know" place.